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[Stian MH]

Her kommer 3 stk fra Operasjonssentralen @Oslopolitiops

"St. Hanshaugen: Melding om støy fra leilighet som har pågått hele natten. Viste seg at dette var et Singstar-lag som hadde tatt av. Stille nå"

 

"En patrule oppdaget en person gående på taket på Alna senter. Dette virket suspekt. Viste seg å være en snekker på jobb. Ikke suspekt"

 

"En beruset mann husket ikke hvor han hadde parkert sin bil. Han ringte politiet for hjelp. Politiet hjalp han ikke"

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Diverse twitter meldinger:

 

@Uberfacts: The name "Hatty Potter" is mentioned 18,956 time troughout the entire Harry Potter book series.

 

@joshgondelman: The more polite the words, the spookier they sound in a vampire voice. "Sup, bro?" = Not creepy. "Good evening, my dear." = Super creepy!

 

Retweet by Ricky Gervais: "How can school test children on Religious Education when its not factual?" Think of it like winning a Harry Potter quiz

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Mistaken Mom ‏@MistakenMom

My daughter has all sorts of nurse outfits and whips lying around her room...I guess you're never too old to play dress up!

 

Mistaken Mom ‏@MistakenMom

My friends invited me to their "run for breast cancer"! Of course they had to feel mine to make sure I wasn't contagious.

 

Mistaken Mom ‏@MistakenMom

My daughter says she gets creampies all the time...I'm surprised she hasn't put on any weight!

 

Mistaken Mom ‏@MistakenMom

My husband's boss is always asking for a rim job... Hello?!? Do I look like a mechanic?

 

Alan Garner ‏@AlanHungover

After years of intense research, scientists have proven that Nicki Minaj's theory is correct. Starships were in fact meant to fly.

 

Alan Garner ‏@AlanHungover

That moment when u pour a bowl of cereal and realize there is no milk so u sit there staring, wondering why bad things happen to good people